Every one of us, consciously or unconsciously, affects the
objects and people around us, including ourselves, on a continual basis. Think
about the expression 'laughter is contagious.' Well, sure it is! How do you feel when you
are around happy, laughing people? Usually, you cant help but feel good
yourself right?. All emotions are energy and energy passes from one body to another;
from one object to another; matter to matter. Laughter is contagious!
You clear your house of negative energies and replace them
with positive ones. Laugh once in a while. Promise. It'll help. :)
For my younger bro.. all the love!
Living amongst my oldtimers for the majority of my life has allowed my use of obscenities to blossom into pretty much every sentence I use. However for those years when I return home to get my bed sheets washed and dine on food that hasnt turned a bit too grey I have to curb my love for the swear so as not to tarnish my parents 1970s lifestyle.
Now I might be being a little unfair on my parents, theyre not blinkered to the modern world, they know that some words have become more socially acceptable than back in their day, but they still hold the mentality that if a film says 'fuck' too many times they will switch it off without giving it a second thought. I think the limit is 2.34 fucks and/or 5.76 shits every 30 minutes.
Its this idea that some swears are more acceptable to my parents than others that I find the most interesting. Im coming onto nineteen now and have only just started bringing in piss and shit into the family home (I know I could have phrased that better but that sentence sounds so good). But its still very much depends on the context; for example, I have found out that saying, 'Im going for a piss,' is deemed crude by my Mum, but saying, 'sorry mum I spilt some ketchup on the carpet last night, I was a bit pissed,' is seen as a bit cheeky but ultimately an acceptable use of the word piss. If you can see the logic there, please let me know.
Taking His name in vain is a bit of strange one as well. My Family, us catholic peeps have never been to a church service for well over two years - but if I ever mentioned the son of God just after stubbing my toe I be guaranteed a bullocks bashing.
As punishment goes, thats as bad as it ever got for me; my parents gave a lot of empty threats, but Ive learnt as I got older that little kids swearing is actually quite funny, and that although my parents couldnt openly condone it, they probably found it a bit funny. WELL, not as funny if it was my younger brother I heard swearing. Id probably punish him by forcing him to read the whole Genensis chapter aloud.
Whatever.. I've always believed that peeps who have the problem with the word 'fuck' has a serious maturity bypass.
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Tuesday, April 8, 2008
the 'f' word..
Living amongst my oldtimers for the majority of my life has allowed my use of obscenities to blossom into pretty much every sentence I use. However for those years when I return home to get my bed sheets washed and dine on food that hasnt turned a bit too grey I have to curb my love for the swear so as not to tarnish my parents 1970s lifestyle.
Now I might be being a little unfair on my parents, theyre not blinkered to the modern world, they know that some words have become more socially acceptable than back in their day, but they still hold the mentality that if a film says 'fuck' too many times they will switch it off without giving it a second thought. I think the limit is 2.34 fucks and/or 5.76 shits every 30 minutes.
Its this idea that some swears are more acceptable to my parents than others that I find the most interesting. Im coming onto nineteen now and have only just started bringing in piss and shit into the family home (I know I could have phrased that better but that sentence sounds so good). But its still very much depends on the context; for example, I have found out that saying, 'Im going for a piss,' is deemed crude by my Mum, but saying, 'sorry mum I spilt some ketchup on the carpet last night, I was a bit pissed,' is seen as a bit cheeky but ultimately an acceptable use of the word piss. If you can see the logic there, please let me know.
Taking His name in vain is a bit of strange one as well. My Family, us catholic peeps have never been to a church service for well over two years - but if I ever mentioned the son of God just after stubbing my toe I be guaranteed a bullocks bashing.
As punishment goes, thats as bad as it ever got for me; my parents gave a lot of empty threats, but Ive learnt as I got older that little kids swearing is actually quite funny, and that although my parents couldnt openly condone it, they probably found it a bit funny. WELL, not as funny if it was my younger brother I heard swearing. Id probably punish him by forcing him to read the whole Genensis chapter aloud.
Whatever.. I've always believed that peeps who have the problem with the word 'fuck' has a serious maturity bypass.
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"Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter"
-Friedrich Nietzche
it has been crazy five years full of cracky, non-sense and whimsical humor blogging.
what started out as a "for-profit" racket of a graduating elementary student (which he really
didn't need) turned out to be one of his hidden passions -- writing. truly, writing is the world's
most favorite metaphor, and sharing it, broadens the adventure to begin with. rudyard kipling once
qouted, "words are the most powerful drug used by mankind" if that was so, i am due for rehabiliatation
just to get over with the addiction. the pen is the tongue of the mind so let your mind speak, and write it
down; for words are so many things, and a small drop of ink, falling like dew upon a thought, produces
that which makes thousands, perhaps millions.
theverybestofjessiemaria[dot]com, jesma's current and 4th blog, and possibly his last will be a hopefully
collection of his best hits since he started blogging in 2003. a frustrated novelist, he is currently studying
in Portsmouth, UK, struggling through his first year at University as a Eng'g Physics Nursing major. He
hopes to find some success in writing so as to soften the blow when telling his parents how much he is flunking
the course they would be funding for the next five years.
As a seasoned interweb dork, Jesma's diet consists mostly of a steady supply of energy drinks and
Cool Ranch Doritos. Because of this, Jesma must supplement his diet with a steady source of positive
feedback in order to survive. You can contribute to Jesma's continued existence by either leaving a
comment or by sending him an email at rossiyskaya_federatsiya@yahoo.com
an essay to the ateneo de manila's admissions personal essay requirement. the question was:
Are there any siginificant accomplishments you have realized, that helped defined you as a person?
-- I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train
stations on my free time, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic
slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone
playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook 30-minute brownies in
20 minutes.
I am an expert in snakes n' ladders, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass
of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious
army ants. I play bluegrass cello. I was scouted by the Mets. I am the subject of numerous documentaries.
When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays,
after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend
passes. Last summer I toured around the whole world traveling with centrifugal force demonstration. My
deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise lost, Moby Dick,
and The Odeyssey in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the
exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA.
I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated
with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate
in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have made
extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven.
I breed prize-winning dandelions. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka,
and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played with Cirque du Soleil, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken
with Elvis.
